OUR LIFE (Written after campus placements)

Have you ever thought about this: (THIS IS A CASE STUDY OF OUR LIFE)

When we were born, WE cried a lot because at that time our parents and relatives were strangers to us, but as soon as we got a feeling that they are our WELL-WISHERS, we started smiling whenever they were with us. This can be termed as PHASE I of our LIFE.

Now, lets have a look at 12 years of PHASE II of our LIFE, that is, SCHOOL LIFE. When we first went to the temple of education in new UNIFORM with a 5-kg SCHOOL BAG on our STRONG SHOULDERS, we again cried because of FACING STRANGERS and going apart from our parents for 5-odd hours in a day. But later on, we began to like the so-called STRANGERS company a lot and soon, they became an integral part of our world.

Then, came phase III of our LIFE, the commencement of our COLLEGE LIFE. Here, we were mature enough not to cry. But we were sad of being separated from our SCHOOL-MATES and once again, FACING STRANGERS. However, As time passed, that STRANGERS IN COLLEGE became our best buddies with whom we can share almost anything.

Now, we are going to enter in PHASE IV, the PROFESSIONAL LIFE. And this time again, we are in the same situation which we faced for 3 times in past 22 years.
Just make it a HAPPY BEGINNING and promise each other to be in touch forever, no matter where you are.

A BEAUTIFUL FUTURE IS AWAITING YOU.
ALL THE BEST FOR THE FUTURE.

Wo aas-pass hi hai....

Wo yaha nahi, phir bhi lagta hai wo aas-pass hi hai
Ye uske hone ka ahsaas hi hai.

Uski hasi mujhe baar-baar sunai de rahi hai,
Fizaaon me usiki mehak bikhri hui hai.

Tasveer se nikal kar wo nazar ke saamne aayi hai,
Dil me mere 1 bekraari si chayi hai.

Zulfein uski hawa me laharayi hai,
Uski baaton me maine 1 ajib-si mithas paayi hai.

Uske gaalon par pade dimple mere chehre par muskaan laye hai,
Masti se bhare 2 naina mujhe madhosh sa kar jaye hai.

Shararatein uski akele me mujhe hasati hai,
Uski khamoshi bechaini badhati hai.

Lab jab uske mera naam pukarte hai,
Kaano me mere  romantic songs bajte hai.

Aankein kehti hai wo yaha nahi hai,
Dil kehta hai Yaha na hote hue bhi wo yahi kahi hai,

Bachpan ki wo Amiri....

Bachpan ki wo amiri na jaane kaha kho gayi,
…..
Jab baarish ke pani me hamare bhi jahaaz taira karte the,
Jab hum car, helicopter se khela karte the,

Jab bina wajah be-sharmo ki tarah hasa karte the,
Jab hamare liye chocolates ke dher laga karte the,
 
Jab khud ki cycle kisi Ferrari se kam nahi lagti thi
Jab kisi picnic spot par jate hi onsite jaisi feel jagti thi,

Jab khud ke birthday par return gift diya karte the,
Aur dusro ke birthday par return gift liya karte the.

Jab maa ke haathon se bana khana kisi 5-star hotel sa lagta tha,
Jab 1 room aur 2-4 khilono me hi pura jahan basta tha,

Jab 1 aansu nikalte hi manchahi cheez mil jati thi,
Aur aankhein band karte hi neend aa jati thi…

Har 1 app zaroori hoti hai

Husband ke liye jaise wife hoti hai,
Vaise har 1 app zaroori hoti hai – Aise har 1 app zaroori hoti hai…
Koi app banana me mahino lagaye,
Koi app kuch hi dino me banaye,
Ek apne functions ke liye naam kamaye
Aur Ek ko dekhte hi WOW nikal jaye
Koi colorful, to koi dull hoti hai
Par har ek app zaroori hoti hai.

Ek ghadi ghadi crash ho jaye par kabhi kabhi kaam aaye
Ek kabhi kabhi crash ho jaye par ghadi ghadi kaam aaye
Programmers ko inhe banana me badha mazaa aaye
But Customer Summit par ye sabke pasine chudhaye
Koi UI me best, koi worst hoti hai
Lekin har ek app zaroori hoti hai

Lunch chudhwane wali app, koi Night-out karwane wali app
Wife se ladwane wali app, koi weekends barbaad karane wali app
Subah jaldi jagane wali app, Raat ko sone na dene wali app
Collegue ko Friend banane wali app, Friends se dur le jane wali app
Appreciation dilwane wali app, Daant khilwane wali app
4 screens wali app, 20 screens wali app
Favourite app, Bekar app, simple app, complex app
App store me aisi kitni hi apps hoti hai
Lekin har ek app zaroori hoti hai
Har app zaroori hai yaar

Some of the BEST MOMENTS in LIFE

    COOLER KE SAAMNE PADTE-PADTE SO JANA,
             RAAT ME UTHKAR MUMMY KA RAZAI ODHANA.

    SCHOOL SE THAKE-HARE GHAR AANA,
             BINA UNIFORM UTARE AADE PAD JANA.

    MUMMY KA GUSSA DIKHANA,
             RONI SI SURAT BANANE PAR PYAR JATANA.

    TV KE SAAMNE BAITH KAR KHANA KHANA,
             PEHLE REMOTE PAAS ME RAKHNA, PHIR THALI LANA.

    ROTI KE LIYE MUMMY KO AWAZ LAGANA,
             MUMMY KA BADBADATE HUE ROTI DENE AANA.

    AGLI BAAR SE KHANA NA DENE KI DHAMKI DENA,
             NEXT TIME KHUD THALI TV KE SAMNE LAKAR RAKH DENA.

    REMOTE KO BHAI - BEHANO SE BACHANE KE LIYE KISI SAFE JAGAH PAR CHUPANA,
             PAPA KA AANKH DIKHANE PAR USKA PATA BATANA.

    EXAM TIME ME TIME TABLE BANANA,
             SIRF 2 HRS TV DEKHNA, 1 HR KHELNE JANA.

    CARTOONS DEKH DEKH KAR AKELE ME HI HSANA,
             PAPA KI GADI KI AWAZ AATE HI BUKS KHOLKAR PADNE LAGANA.

    TV KE SAAMNE BAITH KAR HI RATTA MARNA, TV KE SAAMNE KI LIKHNA,
             1 GHANTE KI PADAI ME 15 MINS KA OUTPUT DENA.

    SISTER SE 1 CHOTI-SI PEN KE LIYE LADNA,
             PAPA KE OFFICE SE AATE HI BHOLI-SI SURAT BANAKAR CHUGLI KARNA.

    APNA KAAM KARWANE KE LIYE USKE HATHON ME PANI LAKAR DENA,
             BADALE ME USKA SERIAL K BREAKS ME MATCH KA SCORE LAGANA.

    MERA USSE GAADI SIKHANE KA PROMISE KARNA,
             USKA MERE LIYE COMPLICATED DIAGRAMS DRAW KARNA.

    LIGHT JAANE PAR GHAR KE BAHAR AANA,
             CHABUTARE PAR BAITH KAR PADOSIYON SE GAPPE LAGANA.

    ANDHERE ME LUKA - CHUPI KHELNA,
             1 HI SATHI SE BAAR BAAR DAAM LENA.

    GARMIYON ME KHULI HAWA ME JAKAR SO JANA,
             BHAI-BEHNO KO BHUT-PRET KI BATON SE DARANA.

    SUBAH SURAJ KI PEHLI ROSHNI K SATH AANKH KHUL JANA,
             BORIYA BISTAR SAMETKAR BAND AANKHON SE NEECHE AANA.

    APNE ROOM ME JATE HI BED PAR LUDAK JANA,
             MUMMY KA SAPNE ME ZOR-ZOR SE CHILLANA.

    GIRTE-PADTE JAISE-TAISE KABHI KABHI NAHANA,
             SCHOOL BUS KA HORN BAJTE HI P.T.USHA BAN JANA.

    SUNDAY KO DINBHAR SONA,
             SHAAM KO NAHA DHOKAR MANDIR JANA.

    MUMMY KA SABZI LENE BAZAAR BHEJNA,
             LAKH SAMAJHANE PAR BHI BINA BHAV - TAV KIYE SABZI UTHA LANA.

    SCHOOL NA JAANE KE LIYE PET DARD KA BAHANA BANANA,
             SCHOOL BUS KE JAATE HI RAZAI ODHKAR PHIR SO JANA.

    BIRTHDAY KE DIN NAYE - NAYE KAPDE PEHNANA,
             PAPA SE SCHOOL ME BANTNE KE LIYE CHOCOLATE MANGWANA.

    HOLI PAR SCHOOL RANG LEKAR JANA,
             DIWALI PAR TOILET ME PATAKHE LAGA AANA.

    RAKSHABANDHAN PAR MR.INDIA BAN JANA,
             15 AUG - 26 JAN KO SCHOOL ME LADDU KHANA.

    NAVRATRI PAR DOSTO KE SATH GARBE DEKHNE JANA,
             ISI BAHANE NSP (NAIN SUKH PRAPTI) KAR AANA.


     IN LAMHO KO JINE KA MAN BAR BAR KARTA HAI,
               1 BAAR PHIR SE SCHOOL JANE KO DIL TARSTA HAI.

Mummy... O Meri Pyaari Mummy

Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Aaj main khana nahi kha raha, mujhe zabardasti khilati kyun nahi,
Dekh main bimaar hu, mujhe doctor ke pass le jati kyun nahi,
Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Dekh main raat ko 2 baje tak jag raha hu, tu mujhe sulati kyun nahi,
Tera bachcha der rat tak kaam kar raha hai, use kuch samajhati kyun nahi,
Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Subah main badi der tak sota hu, tu mujhe jagati kyun nahi,
Padhai kar, Padhai kar bol kar ab satati kyun nahi,
Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Meri shararat par ab papa ke naam se mujhe dhamkati kyun nahi,
Main ab har weekend nayi movie dekhta hu, tu gussa dikhati kyun nahi,
 Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Sabzi mehangi le aane par ab mujhe chillati kyun nahi,
Phir mere ruth jane par mujhe manati kyun nahi,
Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Meri jeans par shirt match nahi ho rahi, ye tu mujhe batati kyun nahi,
Raat me thand lagne par mujhe tu razai odhati kyun nahi.
Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Mere udaas ho jane par tu mujhe hasati kyun nahi,
Mere gaalo par pyaar se hath rakhkar unhe sehlati kyun nahi,
Mummy….. O Meri Pyari Mummy; Ab tu apna farz nibhati kyun nahi,

Ab tu apna pyaar jatati kyun nahi………………..

HA BHIYA APAN TO INDORI HAI (Redefined)

HOTI HAI DIN KI SHURUVAAT CHAI KI CHUSKIYON KE SATH
NASHTE KA NAAM SUNTE HI AA JAYE POHA-JALEBI KA SWAAD
SAMOSA-KACHORI BHI KABHI PEECHE NAHI REHTE
SHAAM KI CHAI KO KISI HALAAT ME NAHI BHULTE
ROZ MANDIR JANA 1 ROUTINE HAI
HA BHIYA APAN TO INDORI HAI

CHAHE HO EXAM KI CHINTA YA PHIR HO PASS HONE KI KHUSHI
GHAR AAYI HO CHAMCHAMATI CAR YA PHIR PURCHASE KI BIKE KOI NAYI
HAR BAAT PAR 1 HI JAGAH JANA, HA HAMARA APNA KHAJRANA
HA BHIYA APAN TO INDORI HAI

INDORI LANGUAGE KI BHI 1 ALAG HI HAI PEHCHAAN
PUNE HO YA DELHI, BAAT KARTE HI SAMAJH JATE YE HAI INDORE KI 1 JAAN
KAHI JANA HO TO KEHTE HAI JARIYAU, KAHI SE AAYE HO TO BOLTE HAI AARIYAU
DOST KO DEKHKAR DOOR SE CHILLATE HAI “AUR BHIYAAAOOOOOOO”
GOSSIPS KO KEHTE HAI “BAKAR”, KUCH NAHI HAI PASS TO KEHTE HAI “JUGAAD KAR”
“AND-BAND” IS USED FOR BRILLIANCE, “PHOD DIYA” IS USED FOR EXCELLENCE
HA BHIYA APAN TO INDORI HAI

YAHA KE SWAAD KO LAFZON ME KAISE KAROON MAIN BAYAN
SARAFA KI CHOTI SI GALI ME, LAGTA HAI JAISE AA GAYE SAARE BACHCHE, BUDHE AUR NAU-JAWAN
YAHA KI HO CHAAT YA PHIR 56 KA HO HOTDOG
GARMI KO MAAT DETI GHAMNDI LASSI, ICE-CREAM KHANA HO TO MONICA GALAXY
SARDIYON ME GARADU YAHI MILEGA, DAL-BAFLA DIL KO KHUSH KAR DEGA
SAV KA 1 PACKET HAR GHAR ME RAHEGA, SAYAJI KA NAAM BHI ZAROOR AAYEGA
GURU-KRUPA KA LAZIZ KHANA, 1 GHANTE PEHLE JAKAR NUMBER LAGANA
RAAT ME KAR RAHE HO PADHAI, TO YAAD AATI HAI STATION KI CHAI
CHAVANI ME KADHAI WALE DUDH KI BAAT THI GAZAB, SAGAAR JUICE BHI THA BHAI AJAB
HA BHIYA APAN TO INDORI HAI


AB KARTE HAI BAAT YAHA KI MAUJ MASTI KI, YUVAON KE JOSH KI
JAB BHI HO INDIA-PAK KA CRICKET MATCH, TO RAJWADA ME LAG JATA HAI TV SET
JEET JAYE YE JUNG HINDUSTAN AGAR, MANTI HAI HOLI-DIWALI JAMKAR
AISA LAGTA HAI INDIAN TEAM KO JO WINNING AMOUNT MILEGA, WO YAHA KE LOGO KE BEECH HI BATEGA
YAHA KA JAZBA-JUNOON DEKHTE HI BANTA HAI, PURA INDIA INDORE KI AWAZ (LATA MANGESHKAR) KO JO SUNTA HAI
KAHI GHUMNE JANA HAI, CITY BUS, METRO TAXI HAI NA
KUCH ELECTRONICS ITEM KHARIDNI HAI, JAIL ROAD KE NOVELTY MARKET PUCHNA
DOSTO KE SATH MOVIE DEKHNI HO TO REGAL, MADHUMILAN CHALE JAO
GIRLFRIEND KE SATH JANA HO TO PVR, ADLABS KA TICKET LE AAO
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN, T.I. IS THERE
IF YOU WANT TO GO FOR A DRIVE, MR10 IS NEAR
HA BHIYA APAN TO INDORI HAI

EDUCATION INDUSTRY KE BAARE ME TO PUCHIYE MAT JANAAB
KISI BHI SUBJECT KI, KOI SI BHI BOOK CHAHIYE PAHUCH JAIYE KHAJURI BAZAAR
ENGINEERING COLLEGES KI HAI YAHA BHARMAAR, COACHING INSTITUTES BHI KAM NAHI HAI YAAR
IIT-IIM DONO HAI YAHA, AISA KISI AUR SHEHAR ME KAHA
HA BHIYA APAN TO INDORI HAI

IT’S MP’S PRIDE, AHILYA KI NAGRI
I WILL ALWAYS BE THANKFUL TO GOD THAT I M AN INDORI

Pyaar Kise kehte hai :)

PYAAR KISE KEHTE HAI??????

Jab kisi ko dekhkar Dil me kuch kuch hota hai,
            Uski 1 Smile par ye marta hai….

Jab Office se jaldi ghar jaane ka man karta hai,
            Kaam me man nahi lagta hai….

Jab in aankhon me kuch adhoore khwab palte hai,
Kisi ko baar baar dekhne ko ye naina tarsate hai….

Jab in labo par kisi ki yaad 1 hasi la deti hai,
            Hothon par bina wajah 1 muskarahat si cha jati hai….

Jab koi paraya apna sa lagne lagta hai,
            Kisi ko baahon me lene ka dil karta hai….

Jab Kaan me 1 romantic-sa music bajta hai,
            Kisi ke naam ke sath apna naam sunne ko ye tadpata hai….

Jab bheed me bhi akelapan mahsus hota hai,
            Aankhein band karne par sirf usi ka chehra dikhta hai….

Jab kisi se milne ke intezaar me raatein katti hai,
            Is pagal dil me 1 bekraari si jagti hai….

Jab koi ajnabee jana pehchana sa dikhta hai,
            Usse baatein karne ko jee machalta hai….

Jab kisi ke haathon me hath dale chalte rehne ko dil tarsata hai,
            Kisi ke sath baarish me bhigne ki farmaish karta hai….

Jab kisi ka khauf nahi rehta hai,
            But uski 1 ‘NAA’ se dil darta hai….

Jab khamoshi ki bhasha samajh aane lagti hai,
Isharo me baat karne ki aadat si ho jati hai….

Jab zindagi aur haseen lagti hai,
            SHAYAD ISI KO DUNIYA PYAAR KEHTI HAI……. :-D J ;)

When I was a Kid :)

When I was a kid, My father used to scold me often for not completing HOME-WORK,
Now dat I had grown-up, He still scolds me for not coming HOME bcoz of WORK.

When I was a kid, I used to make my mother run behind me with food plate in 1 hand,
Now dat I had grown-up, I desperately want to eat the food made by her without making her run.

When I was a kid, My sister and I used to fight too often on small issues,
Now dat I had grown-up, She still fights with me on phone to relive childhood moments.

When I was a kid, My mother used to wake me up at 6 in the morning for school,
Now dat I had grown-up, My alarm wakes me up at 8 in the morning for office.

When I was a kid, There were a number of games with a plenty of time to play them,
Now dat I had grown-up, There are still a number of games, but no time to play.

When I was a kid, I used to take permission from my father to spend even 5 Rs.
Now dat I had grown-up, I spend thousands of Rs without telling him.

When I was a kid, I always thought of growing-up,
Now dat I had grown-up, I once again want to become a kid…..

Ha Shayad Ab Hum bade ho gaye hai

Jis Maa ke hath se khana khane me itne nakhre karte the,

Aaj usi Maa ke hath ka bana khana khane ko taras jaate hai…..

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Kisi samay hamare parents hume padhai karne ke liye bola karte the,

Aur aaj hum apne younger brother-sister ko padhai na karne par chillate hai….

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Kal tak 1 dairy-milk ke liye bhi daddy se paise maangte the,

Aur aaj hazaro rupaye bina unko kuch bataye kharch dete hai…..

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Jin brother-sister se ladne ke liye chote-chote bahane dhundha karte the,

Aaj unhi sabse milne ke bahane khojne padte hai……

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Bachpan me jinke kandho par baith kar ghuma karte the,

Aaj unhi ke kandho se kandha milakar chalne lage hai…

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Jab kahi ghumne jaane ke liye papa ko chutti nahi mil pati thi, to bahut gussa karte the,

Aur ab, Khud mummy-papa se milne jaane ke liye chutti ki bhikh mangte hai…..

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Pehle kisi ki yaad aati thi to usi samay call kar lete the,

Aur aaj call karne ke liye bhi waqt nikalna padta hai…..

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Pehle charo taraf sirf dost hua karte the,

Aur ab dosto se kam, collegues se zyada baatein hoti hai…..

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Pehle kabhi bhi bimaar padh jaane ki azadi thi,

Aur ab, sick hone ke liye bhi permission leni padti hai…..

Ha, Shayad Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

Pehle 31^st was juz another normal day for us,

And now, current month ki 31^st aate hi next month ki 31^st ka wait karte hai….

Ha, Sach me Ab Hum Bade Ho Gaye Hai.

KABHI LAGE....

USSE 1 MULAKAT NE MERI DUNIYA HILA DI,

          KABHI LAGE ITTEFAQ THA HAMARA MILNA,

          KABHI LAGE ISME BHI KHUDA KI KOI RAZA THI.

USKI 1 PYAARI-SI MUSKAAN MERI NEENDE UDA GAYI,

          KHWAAB DIKHAYE DIN ME BHI,

          RAATON ME JAGA GAYI.

USKI BAATEIN MUJH PAR JADOO SA KAR GAYI,

          KABHI LAGE KHWAABO ME BHI MILA NAHI,

          KABHI LAGE RISHTA HAI SADIYON SE KOI.

         

USKI AANKHON NE MUJHE DEEWANA-SA BANA DIYA,

          KABHI LAGE KHUD KO USKE HAWALE KAR DIYA,

          KABHI LAGE USSE MILNE KE BAAD KHUD KO PAA LIYA.

USKA CHEHRA ANDHERE ME ROSHNI KAR DE,

          KABHI LAGE CHAAND UTAR AAYA ZAMEEN PAR,

          KABHI LAGE KHUDA MUJHE AASMAN ME BAITHA DE.

USKI ZULFEIN MERE DIL KA CHAIN UDA DE,

          KABHI LAGE DHOOP THANDI-THANDI,

          KABHI CHAAV JALA DE.

USKI ADAYEIN MADHOSH-SA BANA DE,

          KABHI LAGE JEENE KA SIRF 1 MAKSAD HAI WO,

          KABHI LAGE WAHI JEENE KI WAJAH DE.

USKI KHAMOSHI MUJHE BEKRAR-SA KAR DE,

          KABHI LAGE KUCH KYUN NAHI KAH RAHI WO MUJHSE,

          KABHI LAGE MUJHE KOI KHAMOSHI KI BHASHA SIKHA DE.

USKI YAADEIN BHEED ME TANHA KAR DE,

          KABHI LAGE BHOOL GAYA SAANS LENA BHI MAIN,

          KABHI DIL KI DHADKANE BADA DE.

USKA SIRF 1 EHSAAS MERE HOTHON PAR HASI LA DE,

          KABHI LAGE KYUN HAS RAHA HU PAGAALON JAISA MAIN,

          KABHI AANKHON SE PANI CHALKA DE.

USKE SATH BITAYE PALON NE JEENE KI RAAH DIKHA DI,

          KABHI LAGE HAWAON ME UD RAHA HOON,

          KABHI LAGE KHUDA NE PAIRO TALE ZAMEEN KHISKA DI.